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Michael Burgstahler @twotribes Stuttgart, Germany

Theoretical physicist gone designer since 1992. Founding member of @thevirtualbrain project, lover of everything @rikiki_bonjour does.

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Joined Twitter 1/27/09

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I didn't realise there were so many Greek economy experts on Twitter.
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Interesting. @Skype has a web client in beta. Looks nice. https://t.co/yVSkAAanHh97% of American flags and 96% percent of fireworks imported into the USA last year were made in China. Happy Independence Day!
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Eventual consistency and non-instant convergence of state are basically alien concepts to the average user. https://t.co/embrQv52d5One of the biggest issues iTunes has w/ @AppleMusic is managing/syncing object state for tracks + playlists. All very volatile.http://t.co/7IQqy3za6Z
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerOMG http://t.co/GV0NAkyklf@grumpusnation Really. http://t.co/HjpxL9izeF@GrumpusNation They're coming for you, hosers, they're coming… http://t.co/3viX4uVNLi http://t.co/Jk4i1cvshwApple is turning all of us into obedient monkeys. http://t.co/gLklIEmt4DA brat, rather. https://t.co/xjQVQsfO4ZHappy birthday, Merica! http://t.co/3bKnWGGTys@janl Ice Ice Ruby!I say it every year, but it's nice to see the U.S.A. take a day and just focus on themselves for a change.
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler"How come Americans write the month first?" "That's how you say it, month first" "What's the date today" "It's the fourth of July"
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler"Which software development method are you employing?" "Fragile."
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerWasn't aware that WhatsApp had started selling wheat :P http://t.co/O6BGEi6PAf
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Facebook should buy Greece.
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler@grumpusnation Couldn't you put 10.6 into a VM? We did that with Freehand.@grumpusnation Closet Freehand user?.@AppleMusic says I should listen to Britney Spears and I will like it. #trance https://t.co/dqlRKK9NlN http://t.co/vVOqzpb1UKChill the lion. http://t.co/qnkpR1pzAWSo good! @evilpaul_atebit: Possibly the nerdiest joke ever. http://t.co/y29wmZ5N0d
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerApple Music Connect. It's a stretch. http://t.co/8Oyjo2RBGX@grumpusnation @haggersnash I'm so happy I can finally listen to Songs of Innocence now.@haggersnash Yes, I guess so. Wouldn't have thought it takes so much cycles.
@glennf De Do Do Do De Da Da DaHow to properly use "Likes" in Apple Music - http://t.co/RgBqQBo5vJ
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler@grumpusnation Every day is Canada day. http://t.co/lkSwnn5nV1Observation: iTunes playing a track via Apple Music streaming causes about 2 x CPU load compared to a local, purchased track.Cheers. http://t.co/QdC6nTLfw0
In which parallel universe does the iTunes UI make sense and how costly was it for Apple to relocate their designers away from earth?Here's an insight for you: your age is also the temperature (Celsius) at which you consider it to be appropriate to go to work in shorts.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerWTF APPLE “@theloop: iCloud Music Library adds DRM to your matched files - http://t.co/RX3UXyiAAVQuick #Lightroom Tip: How to Stop the Film Strip from Popping Up at the Bottom of the Screen http://t.co/iOiQMsbRLG http://t.co/br4xG7w6WQ
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler@fxgeek Oh boy… thank you so much :PThe original superheroes. http://t.co/7iWkiduoflApple Music feature request: Display the amount of $$$ your daily streaming generated for the artists.New logo for @facebook: http://t.co/ZNI745JFq6 http://t.co/9C5zcnS1UJ.@forstall's revenge is the composition dialog for inline tweets in iTunes 12.2.Apple Music remembers which artists you had followed when #Ping still was a thing.My son needed an empty piece of paper, so he opened a blank Word document and printed it out. We're doomed.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerOk, I'll go on the record and say that Apple Music's "For You" feature is amazing. After a few clicks, it offered perfect new picks. 😍
@artinmycoffee I think you should include more contemporary art too: http://t.co/JDRV3DFhUM
#nofilter https://t.co/UyyPhpxpkkI really like people who do inline replies in emails.Interns at Apple, Google, Facebook earn more than the average full-time employee in the U.S. /via @JodySieradzki http://t.co/ncbrjPOJ08
It's nice of all of the brands to wait until today to unveil their proud support of gay marriage
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler"The United States is not a theocracy" – Judge Richard A. Posner, U.S. Court of Appeals for the 7th Circuit,OMG http://t.co/rUtpvasFaD
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerSummer @ Schloßplatz https://t.co/kqNAangABb
Have a drink. http://t.co/VG9r0pkLq2"Even though criminals benefit fr strong encryption, we're all much more secure when we all have strong encryption." https://t.co/oihNYlWTZc@raphaelcasimir Should be easier when you look up the original tweet. Then all replies should be automatically listed below, also on mobile.@raphaelcasimir If you read the entire thread to my original tweet, you'll see that it's about staying true to principle.@raphaelcasimir Because the website's layout is completely fucked up in Safari.
Twitter right now: http://t.co/IRxMkbgNGw
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Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerIt was a 5-4 ruling: Men 4-2 against, Women 3-0 for. Another reminder of benefits of women in leadership positions http://t.co/SP69sBAL9J
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerTwitter is so colorful today 🌈 #LoveWins http://t.co/4acKnShLx4
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerOMG… Furniture made from levitating wooden cubes. http://t.co/CtVzrGLWQz /via @khoi http://t.co/IM7LVnHJGlThe hysterical comments on @FoxNews are sheer comedy gold :DYour move, Frau Merkel!“It’s the opinion of this court that we don’t give two shits what you do.” http://t.co/U6Bo9AIK1OGive your poor Republican fellows a hug after this week. They need it so much 😛Let's ban guns real quick while everyone is in a good mood
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerBREAKING: Supreme Court says same-sex couples have right to marry in all 50 states.
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerSome real clever checkbox trickery with CSS. http://t.co/avqFb7RkAR
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerIf my business were selling advertising on my social network, I would give stability of my analytics tools top prio. #facebook #twitterThe Dutch have the most evolved handshake habits. http://t.co/5sW5GXpP2k /cc @thijs @KuraFireAlly McDeal #businesstvshows
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerAh, finally got my Emacs setup just how I like it. http://t.co/f0B10cZybh
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A self-assembling robotic railgun inside your veins. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? http://t.co/6x03zJnClf@swiftonsecurity No wonder you rarely post something.George Lucas Then and Now. http://t.co/nILWTnyfjpLove the #SCOTUS photos of the "running of the [media] interns," as they hand-deliver decisions to reporters. @AP: http://t.co/WnRzEJhPQG
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerSo I keep hearing that America just turned into a doomed communist wasteland? #KingvBurwellBecause Germany, bitch! http://t.co/DZuIVxqEdY*Slow clap* GCHQ accidentally spied on itself too much http://t.co/Ok6tr4Em0k http://t.co/BeeZiCQiIh
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2016's Presidential Hopefuls Rebranded As Black Metal Bands http://t.co/QDfP5O0wLh http://t.co/TDYllTOQArUltimately the root of any conspiracy theory is a strong desire to believe that someone, somewhere, is competent at what they're doing.
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler@janl Tax and the city. #businesstvshows
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerMiami Vice President #businesstvshows@twotribes SEC Miami #businesstvshows
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerPerson of usurious Interest #businesstvshowsCriminal Minds #businesstvshows #sicSuperfinancial #businesstvshowsBig Cash Theory #businesstvshowsTwo and A Half Million #businesstvshows @janlhttp://t.co/1m6S1YHziI@agebhard As much as I love freedom… getting called in only after it has been built and then given no helpful constraints… umm :)Frühstück? http://t.co/d9eypYQ584
Retweeted by Michael Burgstahler"Apple is not in the business of causing harm to Google. Apple is in the business of causing value to customers." - @asymco
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerRecent UI briefing: "Make it pretty!"
.@USOPM whines: “I don’t believe anyone is personally responsible.” – and THAT is exactly the PROBLEM, you morons! http://t.co/4DRSW9uf65“The images were not intended to portray Sen. Cruz in a negative light.” http://t.co/umsZiH8Z0x http://t.co/S56hcKv9z2IT Security in a Nutshell http://t.co/eA6Dtn72aN
Retweeted by Michael BurgstahlerUnited States of CSS. https://t.co/MJo5EZjXroAwesome: Digital time from analog clocks http://t.co/HQpolcfIJH http://t.co/PJX9nPiRe2
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