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lapsus linguae @treyka Brussels, Belgium

bit-flipper; stochastic admixture of signal and noise; kicking against the pricks;

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Man, looking at D.C., if Pearl Harbor happened tomorrow those asshats couldn't declare a friggin' smoke break.@dougiegyro Made me smile to see you quoted in an otherwise tragic UK Telegraph article.Unless someone releases a time-stretcher real soon now, I'm gonna have to unfollow about 700 accounts for this thing to be useful again.Ohai, twitter
@myrcurial systemd: revenge of our children@snow_jennifer http://t.co/6d3xRKxhWw
This processed meat is _way_ past its prime: spamplaining.20150203 https://t.co/6KNBMt6rrc
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @rantyben My go-to is asking myself a question that only I could answer. Still, you never know. #pagingpkdick
Poltergoat #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoatGot tired of nothing but "k" as 90% of my son's texts. So I did an iOS shortcut and replaced with this. http://t.co/RyqFg6tjHW
Retweeted by lapsus linguae I'm here to thought-lead, not to read. 🐝You can iterate your way out of stupid ideas, but you can't iterate your way out of stupid.
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@sergeybratus shotgun economics@sergeybratus Keep your AR away from my smartcar!@nntaleb @leashless Citation, please?Compendium rarissimum totius Artis Magicae sistematisatae per celeberrimos [...], 1507. Wellcome Library. http://t.co/JZLQ5iBR5n
Retweeted by lapsus linguae War, human frailty, and sportsball: news at eleven.
@treyka @tqbf "What is 1 horse power? It's power of a horse that's 1m tall & weighs 1kg. Where you'd find such a horse?! In Le Bureau ..":)
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @tqbf And it constitutes the international standard against which all international standards bodies are measured. :-P@tqbf Le bureau international des poids et mesures?
I love a good counter example http://t.co/O5yspNikrN
Retweeted by lapsus linguae Thought of the day from my 9yro son. "I wonder if pigs would be happier or sadder if they knew how good bacon tastes?"
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Marilyn Monroe reading Ulysses. Long Island, N.Y., 1955 http://t.co/aJLB3uOi5E
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That's cold. http://t.co/MGoCY1FD3M
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@teirdes Dig your hat! :-PSometimes I get a bit ranty on twitter. There's already more than enough of that in circulation. Resolved for 2015: signal++; noise--
@snipeyhead I heard you liked ramdisks...(The trick lies in not torching my own flat whilst trying to find new homes for all this seemingly invaluable bullshit.)The great decluttering of '15 lurches forward with all the frenetic enthusiasm of a brontosaurus in a china shop.@cote @SimonMoffatt s/network//gXML: the lingering radioactive fallout from the zombie wars of the '90s@rickhholland LMAONASA Has Released The Largest Picture Ever Taken - breathtaking. #palebluedot http://t.co/65cD2zAdwo
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @rickhholland STIX'n'stones may break your bones but CybOX ain't gonna harm ya. :-PLMAO if your entire life revolves around tech.Joseph Stalin making a face at his bodyguard. http://t.co/WrMpaC7FHE
Retweeted by lapsus linguae What it's like reading someone else's source code (credit: http://t.co/lnnZE5D7Na) http://t.co/ed71YnCqUk
Retweeted by lapsus linguae Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron http://t.co/lwY3dnv7e5
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @Beaker Tip one out for your homies while you're cleaning up at the roulette wheel.@daviottenheimer Many of the (so-called) founding fathers of America were surprisingly retrograde in their choice of hairstyles. ;-)Just managed to break an aquarium while cleaning it. #dohLet me know when your startup disrupts an industry by making the industry less shitty. Not when it just makes you the new kings of shitville
Retweeted by lapsus linguae So many social networks, so little utility.Lycra for camels exists. Nothing else I learn today will trump this fact. http://t.co/Oq5xi1oaSS
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @daviottenheimer That optioned already? 😉
Sun ain't up and I'm squashing bugs :-D
This week, for reasons that needn't be disclosed, I got to code a random spam generator. Was totally cathartic 😎The Vogons are on a work-to-rule strike. I'm taking a bloody weekend.Despite coding for years, until 2013 I resisted using (actually, *learning*) a debugger. Wish I could get all that wasted time back! 😿Daystar! Ohhai2020: Linux is renamed systemd 2029: systemd merges with Windows to become PottedPlant 2041: The final BSD user is de-executed
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Never attribute to actual strategy that which can be adequately explained by executive golf course fuckwittery.@daviottenheimer @Walshman23 Never attribute to actual strategy that which can be adequately explained by executive golf course fuckwittery.@Walshman23 @daviottenheimer Consider: because...t-shirts.@Walshman23 @daviottenheimer For one thing, HP surely has a more logic-driven business strategy.#Breaking new video: Several people have been killed in Belgian anti-terror operation. More: http://t.co/BGcpWVJwx0 http://t.co/ynNuYEvQT8
Retweeted by lapsus linguae /me queues up the kpop channel on soundcloud, makes another espresso...I've lived in Bxl long enough that I wouldn't normally comment on the weather but...zomg, won't this shite ever end?!Man searches for ISBN number in the digits of Pi to find books to read. http://t.co/ZVUhWPEiSu (@_TheGeoff) http://t.co/gURU10jojy
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @kylemaxwell Ya load sixteen bits, waddaya get?
If only I could shake the foundations of the establishment via delectable cupcakes...@puppetmasterd @benjammingh Aging gracefully is a gift, not a skill.
OH: Skywalker or Kanies?
Retweeted by lapsus linguae _Finally_ caught up on my nine month backlog of financial reporting. I should be relieved but somehow it doesn't seem real. #2015The new release from @HyperDexTeam is packed with goodies, including a #MongoDB compatibility layer, timestamp support, and more docs.
Retweeted by lapsus linguae .@nibalizer: "yaml is the mayonnaise of data"
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I'm fond of medical science but it seems rather awkward that five years after you die, they uncover the cure for what killed you.Time to start considering my FOSDEM hallway track...I don't make mistakes. I create teachable moments.
Retweeted by lapsus linguae Seeking enlightenment through targeted carbon release... http://t.co/OBf5lTAHlW
Hey, if you can generalize about Muslims on one side, you can generalize on the other too. Right? #Paris http://t.co/SRMrLYsa5F
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Armed Attacks in Cyberspace: A Reply to Admiral Stavridis http://t.co/fhRB7X4VzW > really insightful and important debate
Retweeted by lapsus linguae The stages of learning the Unicode standard: -_- ^_^ o_^ o_o O_O (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Retweeted by lapsus linguae It's always a namespace issue.
@zimlet Amazingly, about two hours after I got my shipment notification, my phone was in my hand.It's 2015 and datetime arithmetic is just as fun as it's always been!@blueclock @ramonsuarez That is one helluva phone for the money!@zimlet Hey, man, got my phone yesterday and so far I'm really happy with it. Thanks again for sharing the invite! :-D
"Prof. Mandelbrot? It's Dr. Schrödinger. I seem to have a problem." http://t.co/DzfNMixYrF
Retweeted by lapsus linguae You can't fix stupid, but you sure as hell can bill it.
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @Tonsko @hrbrmstr @alexhutton Dude, it's a joke.@andrewsmhay Python?@PaulGrahamRaven Grits are but breakfast polenta; what's not to like? :-)#mandiantsplainingThere always was something…shifty…about that @alexhutton guy and http://t.co/ZaoEihg5U7 has proved it #sosad http://t.co/cbyj1n11wB
Retweeted by lapsus linguae Delta’s New Airplane Seating Chart http://t.co/gBYGzd3OLW h/t @kottke http://t.co/OV5pghgvMg
Retweeted by lapsus linguae find whomever did this and promote them http://t.co/nQ5uMTWa1r
Retweeted by lapsus linguae The Nonhuman Autonomous Space Agency: / (:3) \ http://t.co/T6UImMu0hj http://t.co/scP75Q76cq
Retweeted by lapsus linguae Awoke at 04h30, started working. Kiddo wakes up at 06h, doesn't want to go back to bed. Nevertheless, still barely managed to be on time.Getting my daughter to school on time is a full-contact sport! #dadops
@docsmooth Dude, I was slow on the uptake myself. But it's lightweight, super easy, and you get cross-platform dependency consistency.Looking forward to starring in Syfy's new "Open Source" reality show where I just close issues with "Works for me" for 30 minutes.
Retweeted by lapsus linguae @docsmooth ie, with the --no-site-packages option (which I believe has been the default for quite some time)@docsmooth use virtualenv, dudeA ginormous cashmere sock would make for rather smashing pajamas. (Armholes optional.)@sofistar Or that I work in infosec.It's fun to imagine just working the 40 hours per week that I'm paid for.Le Bibliophile, 1911, woodblock print, by Felix Vallotton. http://t.co/UGDY2PkSr1
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