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Fetish Pr0nmaster. Fart Fantasy, Lesbian Ass Worship, Fart Dom, Kelsey Obsession and My Dirty Girls.

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Joined Twitter 3/31/11

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Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Here's a playlist of the Presidential announcement videos I've edited. Just added @BobbyJindal's! 🇺🇸 More to come! http://t.co/mh5Jvt28xz
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6/28
2015
So now that gay marriage is legal, can employers still discriminate?? It seems like that should be changed too…Why not think about some things you've never done before and do them simply because you've never done them and for no other reason?
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Wow they legalized gay marriage AND banned the confederate flag to mask the TPP news. Congrats ‘merica.
6/26
2015
@AngelSoft - what a misguided attempt at targeting women shoppers. I’m sure @QuiltedNorthern respects fathers on #fathersday.
6/20
2015
#ErectileDysfunctionCarnival #EDC #EDCLV
6/19
2015
Mmmmm ever have dog meat? It tastes just like a dog smells… delicious!Life is difficult when you don’t comprehend what you are reading.
6/17
2015
#FriendsterLoL Apple isn’t on twitter. @Apple is an egg.. oops.I’m pretty sure @apple should swap the autocorrect of “butthole” to “buttonhole”. How many times has anyone typed “buttonhole” on purpose?Every time I show @KelseyObsession a kitty butthole, she looks! Cracks me up every time.
6/14
2015
Life Coach… Porn Coach? #porncoach
6/11
2015
@CheshireKitCat @KelseyObsession http://t.co/ILta7lwis6
6/6
2015
@iamrashidajones’ found her boyfriend’s porn stash and went on a crusade.Kaitlyn Kardashian isn’t normal. But you knew that already.@KelseyObsession @hotgirlswanted Every time I see male talent I think “that’s someone’s son or brother or future dad!” So sad…
6/3
2015
@tomleykis #CallMeKaitlynKardashian
6/1
2015
This is what happens when trying to be fisted by a chair! http://t.co/kisM9wOs7A
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5/29
2015
@KelseyObsession http://t.co/hS7BM2ogR7
5/27
2015
This is pathetic, Make this go viral https://t.co/UNK8mr2AaE
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5/26
2015
Mine soon… #iBoxNano http://t.co/yzCAut2XNx
5/21
2015
I buy porn, and I masturbate to it.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™The world's first ecstasy shop opened today in Amsterdam: http://t.co/TnaXXXmuck http://t.co/wC0vBvqr3c
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@Abella_Danger Here -> http://t.co/OuKAJlrhrOIf twitter shuts off the naked stuff, there is always… Ello… Badoom Tss. But seriously though, there is ello.
5/18
2015
ICYMI: #AventadorSV onboard Nürburgring lap in under 7 minutes > http://t.co/nCEDx3zAL1
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5/17
2015
@KelseyObsession http://t.co/VZRIDZnZjJ
5/16
2015
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5/14
2015
McDonalds would sell more burgers if they looked like the commercials and not like they've been stored in sweaty butt cheeks for 5 years.
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5/13
2015
@TerryMelonson farted behind the camera while we were filming @FartDomNet today
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5/12
2015
I just saw @peeweeherman in The Blues Brothers. I can’t wait to see his new movie. :D http://t.co/kVsAshn7k5I love smelling my hands after I bang @KelseyObsession’s stinky little poop hole. It keeps me hard.
5/11
2015
Get your "I Like My Girls #BBW) T-shirts. Get them quickly, LIMITED SUPPLY, they sell fast. http://t.co/xKSD9tyb6w http://t.co/IQHc9XJoMo
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5/10
2015
PEWP ON THE PENSIS
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5/9
2015
“Come for me Gmork! I am Atreyu!”
5/6
2015
May the 4th be with you. https://t.co/xBt8D7z3c4
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5/4
2015
The funniest and most influential sketch show of the 21st century: Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! is now on http://t.co/FEniwqTdkq
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™… hahaha like wtf?For the record, that Bruce Jenner shit is hella fuckin’ weird. Just sayin’…
5/3
2015
@KelseyObsession -> http://t.co/6sbjvKEtQK Which one are you?
5/2
2015
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5/1
2015
HAHAHA!!! #DungeonsAndDragons https://t.co/m2erkVjjTFIm celebrating today I'm getting a sex change for so many years I've been boning now it's time I get boned thank you Bruce Jenner 👍
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4/29
2015
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4/28
2015
Fuk my ass http://t.co/HeIxS5QOZC
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Updated version of http://t.co/t0AG0MIKCZ is now live. Fully mobile optimized, responsive design for you phone and tablet users :)
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4/23
2015
Just rode from OC to the valley and back… Longest ride on the new bike and my groin is killing me. :P
4/22
2015
When @McDonaldsCorp tries to steal @ChompBrand's look. #whoworeitbest http://t.co/i5s16hyP6J
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4/21
2015
Jappy Four/Twenty #4/20 :)
4/20
2015
@DirtyLittleDiva The article is not good, but seeing your pic in the mailer was a hell of a surprise. I was like Nicole and Sprinkles?@DirtyLittleDiva OK so it was taken by this guy the article is talking about then? Yeah, if you or Zik took it it would be infringement.@DirtyLittleDiva It’s you and Sprinkles. I’m wondering who took the photo? Did Zik or someone else shoot this pic?Hey, @DirtyLittleDiva did you happen to see that infowars used a pic of you in their emailer today??
4/17
2015
@terrymelonson's new #motorcycle. 1 mile on the #odometer! https://t.co/n9V5TpwDpI
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4/15
2015
Gonna go look at sport bikes tomorrow…We need more than 1 vehicle. :)
4/14
2015
If porn had a basketball team it's name would be the Los Angeles Flakers.
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4/13
2015
#HappyTreeFriends
4/11
2015
time for #BattlefieldHardline PSN fLIckstahguys: (think of something cool to say something clever, dont fuck this up) me: (you can just fuck me if you want, just ask its no big deal)
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4/8
2015
How to Capture a Fish ^ http://t.co/mgJi9seLKt
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Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Ready for @vividradiosxm @christycanyon11! #selfie #nobra #nipples #radio #interview #vivid #siriusxm https://t.co/KrtaunLens
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@TerryMelonson @Theseattleflash @Elance I´m dissapointed also, oDesk was so cool before, now it has becom ¨run of the mill¨.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@Elance - Your odesk purchase is offline. http://t.co/VuhA40hyAPMy welcome from @elance’s odesk home page “Nothing to see here, folks. Due to technical difficulties we are unable to process your request.”The horrible job @elance is doing on odesk is very disappointing. I want my old odesk back! :(@Elance has made odesk into an unusable piece of garbage. Odesk should have BOUGHT @elance. Not vice versa. http://t.co/cda9njf1Y1Mmmmmm #TeamEatAss http://t.co/MAuKqQ9dDr
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4/7
2015
#LBC = Little Black Cock?
4/6
2015
tryin’ out that quartz bucket on the recycler. ;)
4/1
2015
Keisha Grey: Classy Bitch #sohot #yum #pickawinner http://t.co/tUB7haGqiM
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3/24
2015
I am basically an expert at moving fast from doggystyle to on my knees to catch cum in my mouth, thanks to @TerryMelonson
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3/23
2015
Sometimes I push my poop in and out so it feels like I'm fucking myself😂
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3/19
2015
#BattlefieldHardline is here and I’m busy shooting PORN! Ugh!
3/17
2015
Organic free range from Hole Foods #TweetYourMeat @tomleykis http://t.co/OJI5UwU9f8
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3/14
2015
Moonrocks :)Can’t wait for battlefield hardline next week!Don't forget , RT and follow us for a chance to win a free subscription!! #HUSTLERMagazine http://t.co/heH7oMqhQb
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3/12
2015
You all laughed at me when I bought a metal detector, but who's laughing now that I found some metal?
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Best one I've seen http://t.co/LVjtKmgYCV
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™“I got money bags under my eyes, hoe cause I don’t sleep.”
3/11
2015
#AppleWatch http://t.co/tfxfDTgg1y
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™This $10,000 #AppleWatch makes me believe that Apple will eventually have to ask Steve Jobs to come back. Again. #AppleLive #AppleEvent
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™The #applewatch seems to be a bit over priced for what it does. Meh. And $10k for an electronic watch? LoL!
3/9
2015
I got so sweaty @bassrush, @TerryMelonson will have to lick every inch of my body clean.
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3/8
2015
If your grandma fucked your uncle, and had your dad, you’d have an “uncle grandpa”. #CartoonNetwork is twisted.
3/7
2015
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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3/6
2015
You can’t win any further than to EAT your opponent …If I was a hollywood villain, I would be Hannibal Lecter ;)
3/4
2015
you catch more bees by not being a cunt
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3/2
2015
@KelseyObsession has perfectly fitting stretch pants on today. :) http://t.co/LJSF3guR7L
3/1
2015
Dr @KelseyObsession will discuss exploring the world of fantasy (http://t.co/wfYYhf7eH7) live at 11am PST at #AEVC.
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2/28
2015
-> Club33 http://t.co/g0ptIcfzJd “@madelynxmonroe: Where do they serve alcohol in disneyland?”
2/27
2015
Terminator 2 rn
2/23
2015
New furniture for shooting accomplished. :)
2/19
2015
I'm going to have a dick in my butt soon.
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2/18
2015
@thebonnierotten If you have a new house the kitty will come out when it’s ready. Just let it explore and it’ll be fine. :)
2/9
2015
I would care if jimmy corned crack.
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2/6
2015
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