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Rob Ruminski @ruminski Melbourne, Australia

Politics. Music. Moving pictures. Beer. Food. Baseball. Assorted detritus. Opinions belong to whoever poured my drink. RTs mean we're going steady. Lumbersexual

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@LeMandapantz @Dan_0 @alisterrobbie Jesus. Fingers crossed.You know you've been on Twitter too long when all you feel when people RT you in contempt. Yet, you still keep tweeting cool stuff. Ugh.
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@Nevenka_Silvia GENIUS. Also, I might be a bit hammered later. Wine has taken the place of dinner. Twitter distracted me from making food.@ruminski 1) Attach a goon bag to your shower head 2) Profit
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiI need a sippy bottle so that I can take my wine into the shower.You know you're Croatian when you ask your dad for some chicken stock and you get vegeta instead. http://t.co/UJzSKGB7k6
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@LeMandapantz Wut?@alisterrobbie @l_astir "Look Al, give me 6 hours on the poker tables. We'll QUADRUPLE the budget!"@alisterrobbie Do you really want to go to Vegas with me and @l_astir? Is that something that you want to unleash on the world/yourself?@alisterrobbie Day 1 Schedule: take @l_astir to a firing range so that she can get it all out of her system.@l_astir I think that you and @alisterrobbie are overly concerned about the possibilities for gunplay here.#Essential Poll Performance of Human Rights Commission: Approve 34 Disapprove 22 Don't know 44 #auspol
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@courteneyh Thank you. It's a good reminder to all of us who think that we're doing all the right things that we can ALWAYS do more.@l_astir If you don't take this, you're fired.Re: that last RT, reports coming in that Adam Hoover has been found unharmed by police.I really hope this isn't real. Gay rights advocate asks for help on social media after abduction: https://t.co/SIbB4Qe4om #FindAdamHoover
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiVery pleased to be seeing @sharonvanetten in a few hours. https://t.co/DqlCZP2Lz2@mikelansu @MatthewKeysLive Fantastic.RT @MatthewKeysLive: Man hid weed from cops in container marked “not weed” - http://t.co/uTFdMgewAo
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@alisterrobbie Fortune favours the bold.@kateiselin one too many crywanking sessions with plastic bags over their head?This piece on the structural flaws within American democracy by @mattyglesias really is a must-read: http://t.co/iHcHzGK6wQ"Hey Shorten! Come here and scratch my balls. No seriously. Scratch my nutsack. It's vital to national security" - @TonyAbbottMHRWell that escalated quickly... http://t.co/gyc8RGVIsB
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiAbbott's popularity: flagging
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@grrrouse BOO@grrrouse Does your company have a "bring your mate to work day"?@grrrouse *stands up like a meercat*Comical haiku regarding the Yankees off-season via @CespedesBBQ http://t.co/eRXiGiRXw7
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@nathanrodger They've gone up substantially in the last few years. I'm pretty sure it's just a demand thing. More people want them now.@nathanrodger Pork ribs?I'm so glad that "Depreston" is on the new @courtneymelba album. Existential angst via Melbourne real estate. http://t.co/7KZMNDxHd2@clembastow https://t.co/70kBtDzIJi attn: @MondayStoryResearch, research, research. If all goes well, I'll be talking incessantly about a fan-fucking-tastic new project in the next few months.The Christian Union is handing out candy to new Students. Yeah.. I... I got nothing.
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@MelbDave @phil_cook @AleOfATime You're obviously a wanker. And un-Australian. Go for less good, mate.And oh man let's also all listen to Lou guest DJ-ing on WPIX in 1979. The best. #HappyLouDay http://t.co/8o3Otwug8S
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiIf you're 28 or older, Tinder is going to try to charge you more than kiddos http://t.co/8kR5PSlCdA
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski$120k? What a fucking joke, Abbott.And now we wait http://t.co/ycxigr3tBT
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@snarkle safe travels, mate. Was good to catch up.@kateiselin Beard selfies, mostly.@pandorablake Reported.I am DISGUSTED at this report. @Qantas, what on EARTH are you playing at?? Having a conscience ≠ a security threat. http://t.co/PfHI7YY88n
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@mareetsyo "Who farted?"@davidbazan @WillJohnsonTX Any word on another Overseas album, gents?@rikkitweets @alisterrobbie Hahahahahahaha@kateiselin "alcohol-free day"I should know better than to have an AFD on a monday when #qanda is on.Man, nothing feels worse than knowing that someone far away is hurting.http://t.co/1gDrZ4UEEs
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiHoly freakin shit, they did not!! Morons. “@jonathonio: this kid is good and lucky imo http://t.co/OrKZiZyTLE
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@ellehardytweets @aptronym "the makeshift crack pipe involving a miniature Martell Cognac bottle."@mcgorgomagan in this case it was WHY WOULD YOU NOT PUT THE GODDAMN BUTTER NEXT TO THE GODDAMN MILK IT MAKES NO SENSE!Nothing destroys illusions of being impervious to social conditioning like shopping in a supermarket that's different to your local.@ellehardytweets I'm still waiting for their Very Important Leader to descend from the mountain with her grand plan to save us all.Are you free to help out at The Melbourne International Coffee Awards this week? They are looking for vollys, perks incl amazing free coffee
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiThe Prime Minister and the Foreign Affairs Minister http://t.co/FeVE7mnvls
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiSo Brandis says he will provide an answer in secret to Labor but refuses to tell Parl when asked what specific role was offered to Triggs.
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiA note to NASA, from Pluto: http://t.co/F37AzOsGZC@drunkenmadman Isn't it the parliamentary equivalent of dacking?@kateiselin *looks around* whoops.@Riotcub HOLY SHIT.@Riotcub That's... definitely a thing.1) I should be working, not looking at H Bar C shirts 2) NOTHING IN MY SIZE 3) I need a personal Westernwear tailor http://t.co/pMw0Gw78qMBánh mì for breakfast. Seriously considering going back again for lunch. I may have a problem.Regarding that previous RT, it's infuriating that the law still allows families to override an individual's wishes re: organ donation.Oz study shows families refusing consent still a big obstacle to organ donation. Have the chat. By @MelissaLDavey http://t.co/O0lX3MGLJA
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@MelbDave DM me your email address.@MelbDave I can send you my recipe for duck and sausage ragout if you want?Redback spider beats brown snake! 2 big killers in Australia in my garage. http://t.co/8aIRVqZejl
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiThis is one of the best and most succinct critiques of American Movement Conservatism that I've read in a long time: http://t.co/4O6yQTTyOF@ellehardytweets If he takes either Iowa or NH he can build the momentum. Can you imagine how badly Hillary will wipe the floor with him?Scott Walker is being such a moron that one can't escape the feeling that he'll win the primary
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiOh god Scott Walker on ISIS: " If I can take on 100,000 protesters, I can do the same across the world."
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiMade an error earlier: it's now 222 days without @jrezaian. can't believe this has gone on as long as it has. #iran #freejason
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiLet's all be fair: Everything Matt Damon does in THE DEPARTED is funnier than anything in BIRDMAN.
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@indefensible https://t.co/ouBsgseCgu?@_lightningheart That's... Um... Jesus Christ.@Jforced @staggerly it will look badass. Do it.Real men wear shirts with flowers. http://t.co/2QxHXlrXlo@theprovenance How good was it?@erinmargrethe @rockwellandsons @rodneyscottbbq they're pretty busy, but not insane. Should last for awhile yet.@erinmargrethe if I didn't have a date this afternoon I'd be going back for seconds.@erinmargrethe @rockwellandsons @rodneyscottbbq Yes. Absolutely.That. Was. Amazing. Real barbecue in Melbourne. As good as the pork was, the beans were out of this world. @rockwellandsons @rodneyscottbbqPork is my religion. @rockwellandsons @rodneyscottbbq http://t.co/QyWwkiGx2g@ruminski There is no room for on this tram for people who did not consider all style eventualities.
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@l_astir next valentine's day, you better get me candy hearts that say A-squad.@l_astir You bet it is.@l_astir RTS MEAN YOU'RE B-SQUAD!!!!@ruminski fucking amateur
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiPlus, my beard is much bigger.There's another dude on this tram with a beard and aviators and a craft brewery t-shirt. But I'm wearing a cowboy hat. So I win.Good job amazon. Great discreet packaging. http://t.co/cK7q9LuWCl
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiSo this happened last night. @sirhendo @mattbrick1 http://t.co/Fgx3aCtYCshttps://t.co/VKdv2cphJH oh my, this isnt parody! Disney illuminati satanists are after your children
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiNice use of capo http://t.co/l40HZ4lCQ0
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@beergirlbites @mariellam @rockwellandsons @rodneyscottbbq cool. I should be there by 1215-1230@mariellam @beergirlbites @rockwellandsons @rodneyscottbbq Noon I think.
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