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michael lazerow @lazerow NEW YORK CITY

Chief Strategy Officer, Salesforce. CEO/Founder: Buddy Media, http://t.co/c9Fv907ygc, U-Wire/Student Advantage, Lazerow Ventures.

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Joined Twitter 4/27/07

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Welcome to summer, #NYRangers. #NYRvsTBL
Makes me think of @lazerow https://t.co/9kLisVPYzl
Retweeted by michael lazerowIt's always the cover up that shoots you in the footie. #FIFAgate #FIFA http://t.co/250cvZ9l0q
How your startup can win big at Coachella and Bonnaroo @anystuart http://t.co/X2tS29WfTl
Retweeted by michael lazerowInsane 80s Super Jam at @Bonnaroo! http://t.co/eMXOGaeACbNFL owners hold emergency #fifa meeting entitled 'aim higher' https://t.co/krOQTbfISM
Retweeted by michael lazerowNFL owners respond to #FIFAarrests: "How cute." #FIFAgate #FIFA#DF15 welcome aboard! @salesforce @Dreamforce https://t.co/zES2vn323Z
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Big momentum for @marketingcloud: we gained the most market share in marketing software, according to Gartner. http://t.co/HTvDe1hX0R
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Our thanks to @ElleKingMusic for sitting in with the band last week! #LNSM http://t.co/vdgykEhUIz
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“There will be a knee-jerk reaction to tech. A whole generation of kids who rebel against it.” http://t.co/N7cAQigzSk http://t.co/aYtNShrZKG
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Worth watching ... https://t.co/JaWNoIAhhQThis is the single best thing you will watch today. http://t.co/66c13TM0e5
Wow what a game! #nbaplayoffs
Retweeted by michael lazerowWow. How could Harden not get a shot off? #WARRIORSvROCKETS
Retweeted by michael lazerowWow!!!
Retweeted by michael lazerowWow. Golden State hangs on. 2-0 lead. Rockets blew it. Awful coaching. Need to call TO and set up play. James Harden brilliant but choked.Excited to be Fogonero's first follower. Tequila anyone? http://t.co/4brQ0i3nxj@JasonHirschhorn @firefox I'll take "Antiquated Relics I No Longer Care For" for $1000.Congrats @Firefox. You outlasted Letterman.Elle King at Bonnaroo #bonnaroo @ElleKingMusic ... Who's in? http://t.co/WhfoJMWOsO
Another key http://t.co/Dyn16e5Uif $CRM metric-- operating cash flow at $731mm-- up 54% YoY. Also well ahead of expectations!
Retweeted by michael lazerowThis is why we no longer should be eating nuts and veggies. #CA #drought http://t.co/uKWKBLmnzuCongrats Team @salesforce! Fastest software company EVER to $6 Billion! $10 Billion here we come! http://t.co/qe3gOQpN9K
Retweeted by michael lazerow.@fastFT: Salesforce shares jump as it lifts revenue outlook http://t.co/N9N65GOe6q
Retweeted by michael lazerowAs soon as @Benioff finishes talking about how great his company is on conference call, he starts RTing mentions. A true salesman. $CRM
Retweeted by michael lazerow@benioff: $CRM has far exceed our expectations over 16 years. When I look out, we are committed to fastest sw co to reach $10B.
Retweeted by michael lazerowJust got word that 2 onsite RVs became available! Email onsiterv (at) bonnaroo (dot) com for details. #Bonnaroo
Retweeted by michael lazerow@benioff "I am personally committed to surpass $SAP. That's my goal. That's my dream." $CRM
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Beware the Pre Mitzvah, says @sethmeyers, who partied too hard before @myleslazerow's big day Saturday http://t.co/M5PAh9FvSH
Tonight: @Mariska, @ChelseaVPeretti, an incredible performance by @fatherjohnmisty and @ElleKingMusic sits in with the band!
Retweeted by michael lazerowAs far as weekends go, that one was pretty amazing. Congrats mylesml on the intense preparation,… https://t.co/h28OrPlCtC
#SundayFunday is best spent w/ the fam. Come on down for #FamJam feat. #TheThreeGentlemen. Music & fun begin at noon. http://t.co/P1suKxMtIj
Retweeted by michael lazerowDream big, work hard, stay focused and surround yourself with good people! #radiatepositivity http://t.co/BKOd9bKyY2
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Brilliant brutal work by hometown paper. #TruthHurts cc @brianrolapp @lazerow http://t.co/WgHJIYe5tE
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I've gotta see this. Is it a tragedy, a comedy or a bubby's worst nightmare? https://t.co/VHhWe2KvQh
.@Superfly founders broke + almost gave up, then attended 1st @coachella & were re-inspired to create a fest #NewCoNY http://t.co/gHLYvrS4OO
Retweeted by michael lazerowI love walking into offices and seeing rows of @nourishsnacks ... They are tasty, healthy and made… https://t.co/LHf7rKp07vWomen in New York City are starting businesses in force, but still face significant challenges growing them: http://t.co/bmGom0prry
Retweeted by michael lazerowMy notes for today's @johnbattelle NewCo festival talk ... Will be fun. https://t.co/WT9uiMWDE3
You are all invited to my next costume party. RSVP here: http://t.co/CrZU4veOXE http://t.co/ooczUReCjl@LneSPO many times. I'm on the board. Very close with the team. Let's compare notes beforehand.30 days until @bonnaroo!!! R U going? Ping me if you're interested. http://t.co/9Ng1xmUnRqMy talk Thurs at @johnbattelle's @NewCoFest in NYC is almost full. Join me! http://t.co/o7RHaK9e2h
A great quote from @sethmeyers that applies to all aspects of life. http://t.co/LGBano3tMg http://t.co/X8y7uB4f0v@hunterwalk @shak @nikesharora I have had the privilege of only a few meetings with him. Super impressive dude.Nonetheless it takes more than hiring great people to be a billionaire. (Not that I know or speak from experience of being one.)Billionaires are billionaires b/c they hire people more capable than themselves. http://t.co/TaC3Ul5eZQ Congrats @nikesharora!@phknlwyr wow. You definitely are nuts. I can't attend. Busy week. Will watch period 2 and 3.
As predicted, Game 7 Weds. #NYRvsWSHThat is not nice NY Red Bulls loyalists. Just not nice. #nyredbulls #redbulls @ Red Bull Arena https://t.co/QvKCWRQA0pLet's go NY Red Bulls! A beautiful night for Americanized football. #nyredbulls #nyrb #redbullshttps://t.co/PBOgLE4z4OCA should hike the price of 💧💧💧 http://t.co/z5gHaBlt6T"the pursuit of happiness might do us more harm than good" http://t.co/ybrdZ9HS3s
@adambain follow your gut. Stay weird. Radiate positivity. Eat well. Work out. Never stop having sex. Breath deeply. Live in nyc when young.We like our phones in portrait mode. - @lukew http://t.co/6qElNWVmzF http://t.co/oS7E6yN8uQ
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J.K. Rowling just served this epic clapback to a hater on Twitter http://t.co/sxiQlfytv9 http://t.co/XeojgpEHA0
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ideal #LNSM guest combo tonight: comedy: Jack Black politics: @CarlyFiorina sports: @45PedroMartinez and it's a great one.
Retweeted by michael lazerowBig ups to @djskee & @SKEETV for shining a light. https://t.co/q9tLnh9UUt
Retweeted by michael lazerowThe two are linked. It's much easier to do good when you're doing well. https://t.co/zrHU1KV3Ms@pkafka @Recode @periscopeco agree. Just makes it harder to do anything but ride it. And by using a platform, you bless it.@pkafka @Recode the irony here is that TV talent is using @periscopeco better than most. Learn from history. Ride the trend. Don't buck it.Love this from today's @MediaREDEF ... I agree with @JasonHirschhorn re: @JamesFrancoTV. Truly unique genius. http://t.co/Tu33xRkWJ8
#LetsGoCaps Holtby just had a game for the ages. What a performance. Stopped 30 shots. Amazing!Salesforce Expands Its “Pledge 1%” Philanthropic Model To New York Tech Companies http://t.co/onBaGV3Zt9 via @techcrunch @SuzanneDiBianca
Retweeted by michael lazerowI'm not going to tweet about #CapsNYR ... But if I were to do such a thing, I'd say GOAL Caps!!!! #LetsGoCapsExcited for @PTTOW this week ... and seeing which shirts @romantsun wears. #pttow2015
AP News : AmEx to roll out loyalty program Plenti on Monday, powered by @SavingStar and @CarteraCommerce http://t.co/ZdH2II2KNP
Retweeted by michael lazerowI'm really excited about this one for many reasons ... https://t.co/78Z2YlYh02Join me & my @NourishSnacks in the Berkshires on May 23/24 for @MemDayRaces & @SummerSoundLive! #GreatMusic#YummyFoohttp://t.co/tUb5ZjCaot
Retweeted by michael lazerowTune in tonight to @VeepHBO for an appearance by Sindey Purcell, a man so horrible he could only be played by me. #Veep
Retweeted by michael lazerowWhy be civically engaged if you're in tech? http://t.co/0phzsePg1N
Retweeted by michael lazerowTime Warner totally knows how to recreate that you-are-there feeling--right now feeling as if I just lost $100 at the blackjack tables
Retweeted by michael lazerow@jeffma @dens rematch w a still undefeated Mayweather. $$$$$$$@lazerow I did see some weird pullbacks
Retweeted by michael lazerow@lazerow Assumptions are dangerous. Pac threw just as many punches as Mayweather & landed nearly 50% less. You can't fix 48-0. #ShowRespect
Retweeted by michael lazerowHistory will show #maypac was fixed. No more real than WWE. Pacquiao had the opportunities to attack but pulled back for no other reason.Hype>reality. Always is. #MayPacImagine how good Floyd would be if someone other than Floyd Sr. was giving him advance? #MayPac
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Jimmy Kimmel trained Pacquiao. That must be why he's wearing bling behind the boxer. #maypacIt's go time. It's go time. It's go time. But first, it's more pre-game videos.He's our best flag guy!
Retweeted by michael lazerowI think they asked for the long version of this anthem just to stall. #MayPac
Retweeted by michael lazerowWatching replays from the @Dreamforce keynote. @Benioff is so much more entertaining than anyone on this telecast. #maypacExecutives from Tecate are floored to learn that Pacquiao is from the Philippines. #maypacFloyd Mayweather is undefeated. Impressive? Indeed. But he never fought Mickey Rourke. So he'll always have an asterisk next to his name.Boxing is the only sport that can turn a man into a miracle ... or a brain dead vegetable. #MayPacI could never be a boxer. I love donuts too much. #maypacI'll never forget Magic Johnson knocking out Marvin Hagler in the third round. #MayPacWhere is Vince McMahon? #MayPacEveryone's a boxing expert tonite. #MayPacEveryone should stop serving Tom Brady.Remembering @davegoldberg by @adamlashinsky http://t.co/5V27Xp6nM0My friend @davegoldberg kindest, most generous, loving father, loyal husband, great ceo, & sweetest friend. May his memory be a blessing.
Retweeted by michael lazerowLet's go Caps! #caps #capsNYR https://t.co/0P9F8LCFCa
#Dadbod is officially in right now. Salute to one of the original pioneers. http://t.co/Pq8gLCCa0A
Retweeted by michael lazerowDads, being happy about the #dadbod story does not mean you are allowed to share photos of your dad bodies. OK?The "dad bod" story makes me happy inside (right beneath my layer of fat, of course) http://t.co/4GFqEBaHHI http://t.co/j54KRMOcRmThe red eye back from SFO aged me by 3 years. #howold #howoldnet https://t.co/g4vbUPilHa
"The Rangers played a rather uninspired and sloppy game" http://t.co/njNc2GQtc0
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