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Trying to find the balance between not enough coffee and way too much coffee.

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I love showing up for people, even if it means staying at work until 11 tonight to surprise & welcome a soldier home.Cheers to stop signs & speed limits being merely suggestions today! #MaybeItsJustMe
7/27
2015
@funkycoldmedema I may also be your gram's twin.
7/26
2015
@Almann06 hahaha! #BecauseAmericaNeedsFarmers #Iowa
7/25
2015
Grateful for these guys! http://t.co/SqhXz9oyus
7/23
2015
The best view. #LagunaBeach http://t.co/vFXiVLj3EpLunch at my favorite spot in Laguna. http://t.co/xxOM7Nlfd5
7/22
2015
@Disneyland #Disneyland60 http://t.co/GmdbfVL8NY
7/21
2015
Thanks Wheldon in Flo'a V8 Cafe for making my niece's day! #Disneyland60 cc: @DisneylandToday http://t.co/5CPoUUS8V1Rain stopped for just long enough in LA yesterday for some golf in the hills! #OpenTheGoldenGate http://t.co/LD5s2suCAh
7/20
2015
Lunch at one of my favorite spots in LA. http://t.co/iuMQFxcecT
7/19
2015
Guy @ grocery store asked if we have grocery stores set up the same way in SC. If by that he means food on a shelf, then yes. #GoldenStateDriving up the PCH & my 3 yo niece is giving a geography lesson. "This is a tunnel, but not the Lincoln tunnel, which is in NYC."Watching @DisneylandToday 's Paint the Night parade from the top of the Main Street fire truck is magical. #Disneyland60
7/18
2015
Happy Birthday to the happiest place on earth! #Disneyland60 http://t.co/psgz67t7y0@Laur0440 I believe a regular entrance ticket is okay for today.@beatjunkieEric good luck!@Laur0440 one of the lots opens around 4a, and the other at 6:30, I believe. Good luck! I'll be there tomorrow, too!@Laur0440 they have them lined up near the guest drop off/ pick up area currently.It's 9:51 Pacific Time & the line to get into @Disneyland tomorrow is nearly 50 deep. #Disneyland60
7/17
2015
"I thought that medicine was supposed to help her attitude." #OverheardInDisneyland
7/16
2015
It would be awesome if my TV stopped turning on by itself.
7/9
2015
@Almann06 I like her usage of it more! Hahaha
7/8
2015
"Unless you feel the heat, just ignore the fire alarm." Solid advice, Mr. Firefighter
7/6
2015
Don't these people know it's distinctly unpatriotic to stop in the middle? #SamTheEagle #IndependenceDay"in Course of human events, it becomes necessary for 1 people 2 dissolve political bands which connected them w/ another" #IndependenceDay
7/4
2015
No better way to celebrate freedom than singing the national anthem with a few thousand soldiers. #IndependenceDay http://t.co/7c0yULvVsq
7/3
2015
I go I work everyday to lift the spirits of America's troops, but they always end up lifting mine.@jimdecarle I am well, & hope you can say the same!Celebrating Canada Day tonight with a @Molson_Canadian & a Maple Leafs shirt. And pronouncing it "zed, not zee" http://t.co/2inaFJld8OHappy Canada Day @jimdecarle !
7/1
2015
Soccer bores me, but I never miss a chance to shout U-S-A! U-S-A!Another male in the female restroom? This place needs a blog. #MisAdventuresAtCAE
6/30
2015
"She married a preacher man, so now she's singing for Jesus!" Drill Sergeant explaining his cousin's life turn.
6/29
2015
@Disneyland #Disneyland60 http://t.co/ODsuEDicgX
6/28
2015
Daytime TV is bizarre. #WaitingOnTheGeneral
6/25
2015
.@espn proves even Popsicles are more exciting than soccer! CC: @JRegalmj #TopStory http://t.co/EUUkfaUwdU
6/24
2015
Hard to believe it's been 3 years since that day. I'll never forget the sacrifices of LT Rawl, SFC Thomas, SGT Meador or their families.
6/21
2015
What, like, 50+ years ago? I'm not saying I'm pro-flag, but I'm saying I'm anti-lack-of-logic. (2/2)Read a comment from someone planning a visit to SC, but won't come here bc of the flag. So that person planned a weekend getaway...(1/2)
6/19
2015
"I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf &the designated hitter." #BullDurham #BaseballinHockeysOffseasonJournalism at its finest. http://t.co/ugOKYvgy1P
6/18
2015
And this is when I wish I lived in Wisconsin so I didn't have to get out to buy beer. #DriveThruBeer #SurfaceOfTheSun"They need a night manager here. You people run all willy nilly at night." #OverheardInTheWorkHallwaySteve insists I worked with Ethan before. What Steve doesn't know is I live tweet our encounters & I don't have an Ethan tweet. #IThelpLineSteve & I are at a standstill, bc he can't give me an IT-only password. #IThelpLineIt's been 5 months since I've worked with Steve, & it doesn't appear he's learned anything. #IThelpLineWe meet again, Steve. #IThelpLine
6/17
2015
Drinking from this @goicehogs glass is similar to drinking from the Stanley Cup, right? #GoHawks #BecauseItsTheCup http://t.co/62oRMTNHn2Sweet Home Chicago! #GoHawks #BecauseItsTheCupIt weighs 34.5 pounds, until you lift it! #GoHawks #BecauseItsTheCupThis is what lunch with the good colonel turns into. #Shenanigans http://t.co/TEhp2cnqIa@shanecglass but two players can't carry a team through a season & playoffs! #GoHawks@shanecglass easy! #GoHawks #BecauseItsTheCupThat fuel delivery on demand service is sounding really awesome right about now. #SurfaceOfTheSun @getfilld
6/15
2015
A fun night celebrating 240 years of the greatest Army in the world! #ArmyBDay http://t.co/QLr8J7fVjsA super fun #ArmyBDay! http://t.co/QiJb9cNAzg
6/14
2015
"You can get tired & weary, but you can never give up the magic of transforming America's youth into America's bravest soldiers." #ArmyBDay@NHLBlackhawks tonight I'll be watching from the #ArmyBdayball in SC! #BecauseItsTheCup #GoArmyAgreeing to host a social before the ball tonight is not one of my better ideas. #BringYourOwnChair
6/13
2015
I am the youngest person by 50 years in this meeting. #PresentationFor200Tonight
6/9
2015
I may be the only person in @TWCArena compulsively checking the @NHLBlackhawks score. #BecauseItsTheCupForgot I agreed to go to @taylorswift13 concert tonight. Sure hope she plans to give @NHL #StanleyCup updates. #BecauseItsTheCup
6/8
2015
@shanecglass that's how they should handle it. Not taking away someone's right to buy tickets the next season.@shanecglass fair enough, but it's Florida. Everyone is a transplant. It's why hockey didn't succeed in ATL.@shanecglass precisely. To not sell a ticket because of the allegiance of the second hand buyer is ludicrous. Loss revenue on beer, etc.@shanecglass exactly. Regardless of the allegiance/ attire of the second hand buyer.Florida has always been desperate, but denying a soldier the right to sell his tickets b/c he's away? http://t.co/VB0A8GUvXi @shanecglassA broken knee must be terrible, but Rich Peverley died on the bench & asked to be put back in the game. During the regular season.
6/7
2015
@JRegalmj 20 more minutes for a comeback. #GoHawks #BecauseItsTheCupLet's roll that Chelsea Dagger! #GoHawksTIE GAME!
Retweeted by katie kennedy@JRegalmj these two do. That's why they're wearing Hawks shirts!These two are ready for Game 2! #GoHawks #AuntieAndAdler #AuntieAndWilson http://t.co/hJIRA6jyxjFurniture shopping is exhausting, but it's starting to not look like a frat guy's apartment anymore.
6/6
2015
@ShareHappiness #HappyPlace @funkycoldmedema
6/5
2015
#RockYouLikeAHurricane motivated me a lot more when the Hurricanes were in the playoffs.The blinds being open weirds me out with these construction guys. #ApartmentGymThe good news about being in a still under construction complex is the gym hasn't been used. #NoGrossGymEquipmentForMe
6/4
2015
Like the #Hawks, my trivia team rallied and won tonight! #BecauseItsTheCup@shanecglass always my friend!Being called back to the office isn't fun, but there's hardly anything I wouldn't do to support deploying troops. #ODarkThirty #JobLove@funkycoldmedema yes! Brilliant!!In need of a great team name for trivia tonight.Nobody is a winner in the how high can we pack this trash bin game! #WorkplaceHallway http://t.co/JsIgpUkWK5
6/3
2015
I love the sound of Chelsea Dagger, especially this early in the game. #GoHawks #ElCapitan
5/30
2015
I love this view, & the sound of the cannon firing that goes with it. #America http://t.co/9FYcmFdCvyThe @FDNY has arrived, so the party can begin! #ChangeOfCommandSad to say 'see you later' to this great @USArmy family today. http://t.co/iBdeac83rz
5/29
2015
Of course I'd get seated at the soccer table at this function. #MightAsWellWatchGrassGrow http://t.co/f0HCWhpcWILaughed so hard I spewed water all over my desk. In other news, I'm well on my way to earning Professional of the Year award.
5/27
2015
I love the Hawks, but this is hilarious. #DucksNeverSayDie https://t.co/Gs9LoMyYGd
5/26
2015
"We have a solemn obligation to ensure that their sacrifice will help make this a better and safer world in which to live." Admiral NimitzDo not thank a veteran today. Thank a war widow & her children, for they know the true meaning of Memorial Day.
5/25
2015
@JRegalmj 140 characters is not enough to say how great the game of hockey is. #TheGreatestGame
5/24
2015
@shanecglass hahahaha. True. I'm now calling my personal phone my beer phone.Guy setting up my internet just took a break to check his "beer phone."Got a phone call that the card I sent someone made them tear up a bit. That's why I love snail mail. #HandwrittenNotes@TorontoPearson congrats! These changes were starting last time I was in town & I loved it already then.
5/22
2015
Like 60% of these children, the former sheriff also picked his nose during the program. #NiecesPreschoolProgram http://t.co/ucQ7JhXdvJ
5/21
2015
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