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Freelance iOS Engineer in NJ Helplessly hopeful individual.

514 Following   236 Followers   5,656 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/26/09

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@engers @jc4p best I could do http://t.co/LCHvuHVGkL@engers @jc4p I can try… http://t.co/gQrEmyc5Do@jc4p @engers risky tweet@jc4p @engers (that place rocked tho)@jc4p I can’t see it but I assume it’s awesome@engers yes, yes please heh
4/18
2015
oh hey @ Wrigley Field https://t.co/YbpmKeyewR
4/17
2015
@jc4p hater@jc4p I’m a Consultant™ now@jc4p (that was on my mac tho)@jc4p what do you think I am an iOS developer@jc4p what is that http://t.co/RauwSCh6H2@jc4p http://t.co/Opn8iKKeKj
4/15
2015
Imagine a world where Xcode just automatically printed the exception object every time without having to change the stack frame or use po…
4/14
2015
I'm running for president. Everyday Americans need a champion, and I want to be that champion. –H https://t.co/w8Hoe1pbtC
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4/12
2015
Currently drinking the best Old Fashioned I’ve ever had but I can’t take a pic b/c the most hipster place on Earth has a no camera policy.@_Jordan @Javi @jaredsinclair fuck everything about nil messaging@joshriker I bet vic mensa is shitting his pants right, this is fucking awesomeEast Coast is Best Coast but damn is Chicago real estate crazy. City proper, luxury apartments on par with what I pay in New Brunswick, NJ 😮
4/11
2015
Some really cool stuff on concurrency in Rust here: http://t.co/4TRRX9tVyDyour feet after exploring a new city http://t.co/xwqZE3SWuzNew York doesn’t have shit on Chicago’s architecture
4/10
2015
@jc4p most accurate caption in history
4/9
2015
😒 http://t.co/ArN9WKiJms
4/8
2015
Obligatory JFK ✈️ ORDthat feeling of doom on the way to the airport because you know there’s a 0% chance you didn’t forget something
4/7
2015
Who decided that not showing line numbers was a sensible default for Xcode & does that person write code?Aw yeah, Yankees Opening Day 😎
4/6
2015
That cool feature where Xcode just doesn’t copy updated assets to your app bundle because reasons
4/1
2015
That thing where you start replying to emails but two more come in for every existing on you reply to. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
3/31
2015
Solid Core Data advice from @mzarra: http://t.co/MJvmZJ0LTN
Retweeted by jpCats are cool and all but think long and hard before you get one because you will never know where your Apple TV remote is ever again@steipete KIF+OCMock, the default drag methods didn’t work with my custom pan gestures, ended up mocking the gest and stubbing its velocity@steipete but I also broke the login flow more than once and it caught it so there’s that ;)@steipete oh definitely, there’s just some rough edges. Took me hours to get a drag to work consistently in Fitocracy, for example.@steipete hahaha yeppp.@alexnaj dm;pb
3/30
2015
Though I submitted another PR today & I’m still feeling pretty salty about 2-space tabs and inline curly braces, nahhh 😜Spent a lot of time reviewing React Native today. LOVE the idea and can’t wait to see where it leads. Unlikely to use it quite yet, though.
3/29
2015
I mean I’m just sayin’, Facebook, but I’m pretty sure everything I do is attractiveSubmitted a small pull request to React Native. From CONTRIBUTING: - 2 spaces for indentation (no tabs): Noooo - “Attractive”: O_oHoly wow @DrinkHighWest’s American Prairie Reserve is good.
3/27
2015
@jc4p that hurt way more than I would have thought ;_;@jc4p I have a SO sticker at home that’s not on my laptop r u mad
3/25
2015
Wait what http://t.co/HAGUOErjmU
3/22
2015
Legacy project has a model with a writable, strong NSArray that can either contain URLs as NSString objects or a UIImage object 😥
3/21
2015
@jasdev @willing even better is this from @NachoSoto: https://t.co/EkIjzzZeX2 and the post that sparked my interest: http://t.co/qBV8iargeMThe Internet has fulfilled its purpose, we can all go home now http://t.co/ljkvlZ1OFD
3/20
2015
@mimi_sf just with the faux culture, not with young companies :p but I went freelance back in December anywaysFuck “startup culture”Co-working space is showing March Madness in a nearby common area with loud speakers. It’s 2pm on a Thursday for fuck’s sake.@joshriker this tweet is when I lost mineBushmills 10 year 😍
3/19
2015
Still accurate http://t.co/QxBzNFRcgA
3/16
2015
3/14/1592 was a dope Pi Day, today is a farce
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3/14
2015
@alexnaj @joshriker LOL nice try joshAttention World, it is now beer o’clock http://t.co/xGworD41FP@alexnaj I’m there right now@alexnaj you can always go to the beach in your mind@joshriker it’s hystericalUnbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is seriously funny. The writers knocked it out of the park.
3/12
2015
@engers @jc4p absolutely, but I’m also not interested in the functionality at all so no matter how thoughtful it doesn’t mean much to me@engers @jc4p style, I still won’t buy a square watch
3/11
2015
@shanley done&done@shanley @ModelViewMedia email is hello@juliusparishy.com btw!@shanley @ModelViewMedia yes please@Xanwick nah, noah hahaConversation of the day http://t.co/h3i0jzSMcE
3/10
2015
Though I suppose I’m not the target market considering my watch doesn’t even have numbers on it 😜I’ll stick with my Movado, thanks
3/9
2015
yolo http://t.co/ZqVnAO79dn
3/8
2015
I never saw this coming.It’s 2015 and my life is now an Excel spreadsheet@ThomasMORourke the legend goes she’s there every week, singing the same song@ThomasMORourke @Xanwick she’s the only girl that can perform It’s Tricky better then Run-D.M.C. — or so my drunk goggles tell me@ThomasMORourke that place gets wild on karaoke night, just ask @Xanwick about Tricky Girl@jc4p @kerrick I blame Ellen. It was her or Mindy Kaling b/c I didn’t know the other ppl and Mindy isn’t funny. I was either 35 or a lesbianTell me something I didn’t already know, BuzzFeed http://t.co/fOcmkmDsai http://t.co/1TOckLVXyj
3/5
2015
Excel for Mac opens Find when you hit ctrl-f, but I can’t stop my fingers from doing it anyway 😞
3/4
2015
And I’m aware of the multiple syntax errors going on in the generated code, it’s still very much a work in progress 😜It doesn’t work or even compile yet, but so far it’s been a fun exercisePlaying with some funky Swift preprocessing stuff :o http://t.co/QuTREKGWiq
3/2
2015
@sbergxx “butt me, please”
2/28
2015
And here is how my day ends. Thank you @SlackHQ & @Wolfram_Alpha http://t.co/Mb6e9DVyrr
2/27
2015
So this is how my day is going so far http://t.co/fGWfbUbiU6
2/26
2015
Thing thing where UIImageView wildly misbehaviors under Auto Layout and you resort to setting a vanilla view’s layer contents property.
2/25
2015
Presidential vetoes rarely happen these days. Here, on Keystone pipeline, is what they look like. http://t.co/ihbbnGEkZw
Retweeted by jpThe insistence that we all worship at the altar of American exceptionalism has annoyed me for 13+ years: http://t.co/IJfjJocLZu
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2/24
2015
RIP “@TimesofTrenton: Princeton University student's illness is second confirmed case of measles in N.J. http://t.co/2rKrMtVsP0
2/23
2015
@joshriker but it ain’t Gucci, mane@joshriker you’re only good enough to be buried underneath Versace@joshriker no@sbergxx man i hate when my pipettes aren’t calibrated@brianmwang still liberal tho I just want my tax bracket lowered and rich people’s raised 😜40% of your gross income looks a lot more reasonable when your employer is withholding the taxes automaticallyI’ve always been very liberal but I’ve started having intense mixed feelings about taxes ever since going self-employed.
2/20
2015
Behind the App #1: History (http://t.co/VboQR1atpg) is a trip down memory lane
2/19
2015
@alexnaj no worries brah I was just lettin’ ya know@alexnaj running is dumb ya but lifting burns basically nothing so that parts probs wrong
2/18
2015
WTF Happened to PG-13? — https://t.co/EEke8tMcvK
2/17
2015
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