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Seattle. Princeton seminary grad 2008, straight ally of the gays, former Christian minister, now agnostic maybe? Proud uncle.

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Joined Twitter 10/27/10

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@Kalapoof we're a proud breedThe vast majority of spider couples met on the web.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@hilarycakes cute! But who's the dog? And why would you want to and and then steal a shoe?
Meet the man with no penis who’s slept with 100 women http://t.co/HayScYRk4P http://t.co/tNqr7P4FJy
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@AngmilanoMilano anchors up@ProspectInsider fast food...fuckin nasty@OlRengy next time invite me@david8hughes me too bro😟@LordGrimdark "Kvothe and the firecrotch"Josh Duggar was a "minor" when he molested his sisters but Tamir Rice and Travyon Martin were "men" shot dead for holding candy and toy guns
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A helicopter’s blade frequency synchronized with a camera’s shutter speed http://t.co/E2i6W2eTx7
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinMariners hitting in scoring position tonight: 0/3. For the season? 0/4568976544@zbiotech and yet Etep actually "works", whereas Drisa is shit.@LexiSindel I was like "why is she removing her tats?!" And then I saw this pic and I'm like "oh, yeah, that makes sense"http://t.co/iJILQInnHW
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@HJStrang @DoubleXMag @Slate you make it sound like it isn't a big deal when Christians are committing sex crimes.It's normal to have a third testicle right? Asking for a friend.@CarolineYLChen Garabedean being gone is a blessingSo hopefully this isn't foreshadowing his contract https://t.co/kNjMWYoqks@BioRunner59 @given2tweet lol winner
@vickysengine44 @joshduggar what? Are you stoned?@joshduggar bruh you molested a kid and make money shaming other people for their sex lives. Wtf?@Kalapoof hmm. It's like the hot Twitter stock right now, erryone talking about it. (Which usually means bad news lol)@vickysengine44 @joshduggar @ScottWalker lolOk now that I feel better about my $SRPT shares, someone tell me about this $QURE I've heard so much about. What's the deal?@JoeVeyera but what if he isn't? 😢@JoeVeyera I want to know why we can't score a man from second with a single, ever. But they can, always.@given2tweet it's about time you came onboard
@OurRevival chaos? Fear monger much? Fuck standing with Israel.@CharissaT love the new haircut@realstevepool toothpaste@given2tweet @gavparks wait why have I been paying for the platinum sub if it's a free service?@given2tweet #lukeindexNeal Stephenson is my favorite author ever- I'm so excited to get into his new book Seveneves. Basically going to geek out for two weeks
@given2tweet where does it go from here? You gonna do an updated twitlonger?@Softykjr they're an up and coming team@Kalapoof we've had our suspicions@justinlu98 huh, good to know- thanksNelson Cruz just adjusted mid pitch to a curve ball and STILL hit it 460 feet. That's insane.So what is a rolling NDA vs a regular NDA? Is it better? No difference? $SRPTSomeone with the @Cubs has some explaining to do. http://t.co/fdWuvySaSP
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@given2tweet BUT HE'S AN MD, it says so in his Twitter profile- so he knows man, he knows.@rushtonjdr I like it@given2tweet I thought the same thing. This isn't shorts covering.$SRPT OMG! boom stick baby!@AdamSinger woooooooooooot!!!!@LookoutLanding @colinokeefe can "it's complicated" be an answer?@lexrexinstitute @BryanJFischer unless you have heard of Jesus.
@smartertrader can you give an example? What time frame? Thanks Sam.@smartertrader you like the general shares or mostly call options?I just saw @KenJennings at fainting goat in Wallingford...he's JUST LIKE US, he eats ice cream with a spoon@given2tweet can it triple by October? Asking for a friend.@GrantDossetto @fakedansavage @TheDemocrats we landed on the moon! We landed on the moon!
@AP_NFL er mah gerd
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@_iKonoclast @DavidPoland Payton Manning and Aaron Rodgers look up at this comment, blink, and slowly walk away.Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@FascinatingVids he handled that shrub like a champ@Ahm76 @robdelaney on the real that crying eagle is the greatest thing I've ever seenPlease sign my petition to get more goddamn fucking Republican emojis for our iPhones: http://t.co/WqI8KQUdxN http://t.co/RVJiWpZogH
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@OurRevival @ScottWalker gross@embe_rose fibromyalgia@JasonLaCanfora tend to rise, or tend to cheat?My talents are wasted on Facebook postsHate to say "I told you so" but... http://t.co/Hmqiodsgl4
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@BillNye BOOOOOOOOM BABY!@given2tweet I checked but I don't meet minimum requirements :(
Our difficulty finding alien life explained in this quirky “Fermi’s Paradox” animation. http://t.co/O0zfSWt8Ey http://t.co/zXKB31i3cI
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@RandPaul god that's like a list of mentally retarded puppies@LookoutLanding man I love these Sunday jerseysThe @TheRealMariners food buying experience at safeco is HORRIBLE.This is almost too perfect. http://t.co/yhw6WsN3ku
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@AceOfSpades2007 @given2tweet yeah I thought the same thing. He was always super supportive of $SRPT. That's funny.@DavisHsuSeattle ok cool, thx@DavisHsuSeattle do you have like a SPARQ for dummies thing we could read? I get what it stands for, but not how it's used@jonestony this book sucked dude
@Softykjr http://t.co/ED1AZZw9NM@StuffCCLikes yuck@Crowdpac where I'm from "liberal" is something to be proud of. Jesus was liberal.
@johnhallnj DB though 😍@DavidPoland it worked well in the kingsmen@ParkerMolloy @fakedansavage that's hot@JoeVeyera @A_Jude so this has been a pretty great couple weeks to be a Seattle sports fan...😚@JaredStanger http://t.co/tPYGnqYQj0@JaredStanger his face in that second pick is priceless...@RapSheet @DavisHsuSeattle @jonmachota they kept that o line together and lost the running back...wtf@lmcdonald420 @JasonPuckett20 could be@lmcdonald420 @JasonPuckett20 um what? Packers and Seahawks quit playing football?The picture for this statement is appropriate http://t.co/ZPVMcShOrimy pick-up line http://t.co/yXCiJ7K2HH
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@BrianEub yeah me neither. These guys are out of controlWhy do birds suddenly appear, everytime, you are near. Just like me, they long to be, trying to shit on your head.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@zjwhitman feels like @GeoffBakerTIMES really wants there to be a story, even if there isn't one.
In non-Felix games against teams other than the Rangers, the Mariners are 2-16.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@BrianEub Its crazy! Its like a group of rabid dogs. I honestly think its all one kid in his bedroom pretending to be different people.@given2tweet plot twist: they file, but CG gets job at FDA and denies SRPT. He also opens a subway franchise with Martin.This dude who doesn't like climate change science, @Al_Gorelioni , made a nifty gif of my face and crap. I don't know him. This is our worldHere's Jeffrey's photo with a subliminal message. @jeffreymaxin @mrgeology @Youxia88 @ScottLofquist http://t.co/BlexBtYfd4
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