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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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I'm at #ECCC in booth 202. There are rules. http://t.co/mvyGerSptq
3/28
2015
On the 7th day God made peanut butter & then he said holy fuck this is good I'm done making new shit I'm just gonna sit down & chew quietly
3/27
2015
@Megan_Sass think of the doorknobs, Megan http://t.co/zCyDkamPTPI'll be at Emerald City Comic-Con in booth number 202. Stop by and say hi. I am even wearing my party pants. http://t.co/KY98R9GWxWThat last image was from "The terrible & wonderful reasons why I run long distances." http://t.co/iFJKf5YujLI choose not to combat my monsters http://t.co/NEqCARRTuA#tbt I loved @Oatmeal's "The Terrible And Wonderful Reasons Why I Run." If you're a runner, buy this book. Seriously. http://t.co/RPo6YsL3hn
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3/26
2015
@wilw I love the “the loud motor is for safety!” argument. If motorcyclists want to warn us, they should play fucking ice cream truck musicThat last tweet brought to you by the city streets of Los Angeles.“That dude on a loud motorcycle sounds fuckin' AWESOME and not at all like an attention-seeking shitbag” -that dude on a loud motorcycle"He heard us talking about wanting to play the new 'exploding kittens' game soon." via http://t.co/KUx3TEApYf http://t.co/hLwDfJzvEN
Retweeted by Matthew InmanThis time next week, hundreds of free copies of #ExplodingKittens will be in the mail! https://t.co/5jjLmQatpI http://t.co/UumhvXUzRI
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3/24
2015
Happy #NationalPuppyDay http://t.co/DDnbDen7Cl http://t.co/OVYtEhAJQP
3/23
2015
.@thinkgeek My version is more accurate http://t.co/GMRzRs63ud@SYSKPodcast I will bring a domesticated mantis shrimp as a peace offering@SYSKPodcast hey, I'm a big fan and would love to meet you two when you're in Seattle next month
3/19
2015
Morning reminder: Sneak Peek VS Sneak Peak http://t.co/oHoRZLrOC8 http://t.co/CL2FMeP9Ou
3/18
2015
.@elonmusk Build a huge, autonomous Model S and have it birth out armies of these, Alien-queen style: http://t.co/DAI1QmSAhV.@ZymurgySteve You must be a huge hit at parties.Marital status VS keyboard. A recent observation of mine. http://t.co/Mctmlc1Io0I sometimes feel like my life has no meaning when there isn't an Amazon package en route to my house.
3/17
2015
*Cue ten thousand pedantic, tone-deaf anecdotes.*PSA: Trying to win an argument on Twitter is like trying to wipe your butt with your left hand.Phi is one H of a lot cooler than Pi. Bow to the golden ratio, motherfuckers.This is the closest thing I have to a comic about #PiDay http://t.co/PXVjxXm4aG
3/14
2015
http://t.co/dSZGobTbMtFeeling free http://t.co/iO4S0qg5TL http://t.co/k1LFCMxPDP@SarahCAndersen Do it anyway and I will remix it with some butts and nards
3/13
2015
7-11 should make a Benadryl-flavored Slurpee because that shit is excellent #2birds1slurpeeThey should make an Apple Belt so I can watch movies on my crotch all dayMaking important editorial decisions this morning in regards to the British. http://t.co/A3CPZvXF8t
3/12
2015
.@jmattbarber Oh look, it’s a comic about you. http://t.co/T8LQUujKhaOh look, another bigoted dumbshit using my Gayroller comic http://t.co/1XuaCtS0Bg Hey @jmattbarber: go read this http://t.co/mfzPz1jVFx@brainstew0 @Starbucks and this one? http://t.co/HnBNYGVndrCOMIC: How most people judge the quality of their coffee http://t.co/Hd5dmIfq0E http://t.co/W42Y5YYXfhShould you put coffee in your face right now? I created a handy flowchart. http://t.co/bObpNa1XUz http://t.co/8rPyHftqHB
3/11
2015
The struggle is real. http://t.co/c8iYtlWrrMCompiling some reviews of @gameofkittens this morning. cc @elanlee http://t.co/pa0wwZMoIa"Hey bro, you got the time?" "Yeah, it's ... hang on. Just a sec. God fucking damnit." http://t.co/vCrpqQ5FIj
3/10
2015
National museums join Seattle Art Museum in 'selfie stick' ban - http://t.co/iEr8f50tjO http://t.co/ZazEE7xAXU
Retweeted by Matthew InmanExploding Kittens pre-press is looking really good (cc @elanlee @Oatmeal) http://t.co/fFjGNmzg44
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3/6
2015
More incredible life-changing jokes here: http://t.co/M0BrMibdDrHow does Hitler tie his shoes? WITH LITTLE NAZIS, OF COURSE
3/4
2015
Amusing juxtaposition of tweets. I am sure @Oatmeal regrets nothing. http://t.co/JBqWk9RyLl
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@wilw Don’t tell me that! I’m flying to LA on Wednesday and I was hoping for a break from the sneezing nightmare that is Seattle right nowI wish I could jerk off on plants and give them allergies.The current state of things where I live http://t.co/iVVGO6j7gF@Oatmeal You're an idiot.
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3/2
2015
@skilletstfood heck yes! I'm gonna go do shots of bacon jam in my underwear to celebrate
3/1
2015
.@neiltyson http://t.co/r68KafjPR6How Net Neutrality actually works http://t.co/QTyVavhnG3 http://t.co/7aPgR4fxIU
2/28
2015
Currently stocking up on girl scout cookies to sell on Silk Road during the off-season #businessThe dress http://t.co/hn0v3P8b9Q
2/27
2015
Hey @pebble, I have an idea for a Kickstarter campaign that I think could break every record, ever http://t.co/wgpIQV6ySL
2/24
2015
@Oatmeal I drew the current state of my @theblerch http://t.co/7xQjEdZncj
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2/22
2015
.@skilletstfood I took a stab at drawing your new #SkilletMug http://t.co/CKgOoJ0joy
2/21
2015
@amandapalmer Come hang out and I'll teach you how to play. I also have gummy bears and swords and frisbees if you're into those as wellPlease take note of the tacos in that last drawing.Someone asked me to draw Pyro from TF2 during our reddit AMA yesterday. http://t.co/2QCt5VeVWF
2/20
2015
And we're done. To everyone who backed the game: thank you. https://t.co/cQH2USkDya http://t.co/3CkLClISwlYou have 48 minutes left to back Exploding Kittens https://t.co/z8peBg2juuWHOA! @gameofkittens just became the most funded Games project of all time! https://t.co/GR14kkQhne http://t.co/71kYNfAghC
Retweeted by Matthew InmanJust hit #3! http://t.co/QYcKvFHk9XOur reddit AMA is live starting right about … now’ish. https://t.co/ntApDu6rjP http://t.co/zEgcj1IcQCOur reddit AMA starts today at 4:30pm PST. It'll be me, @elanlee, @shanejohnsmall, and (possibly) @MaxTemkin. http://t.co/Em7pHv5h8tWait, is it the year of the goat or year of the sheep? Also, why can’t Americans have animal-themed years? 2016 = year of the mantis shrimpHappy Chinese New Year. Coincidentally, it’s now the Year of the Goat. http://t.co/4IqO5COEekFinal update before the campaign closes in a few hours https://t.co/Qy7kmIeiLG http://t.co/zVXh38FoRfWe just made Kickstarter history. @gameofkittens is the first campaign to ever hit 200,000 backers! http://t.co/yw5uLXaYzQ@Mona This last push is to mitigate the 9 months worth of email we're going to get from people who want the game after the KS ends9 hours left: https://t.co/YMyRgvWahV http://t.co/f12j8eQPCo
2/19
2015
Will Exploding Kittens become the first project with 200K backers? Currently at 186K with 29 hours to go! https://t.co/GR14kkyFYE
Retweeted by Matthew InmanCOMIC: Cat VS Internet http://t.co/4ubxRotFmg http://t.co/QFs4mPp0D1A Mutant! #explodingkittens #backerparty http://t.co/ExZMz4q6L5
Retweeted by Matthew InmanDiscover a boob wizard living in your boobs. Part of the Exploding Kittens NSFW pack. @gameofkittens http://t.co/e9hhid63F4@bigbadbizzy Those cards are part of the NSFW pack, not the regular deck.AWAKEN THE NARNOPE @gameofkittens http://t.co/WrgjNu4SZwTHE POPE OF NOPE HAS SPOKEN @gameofkittens http://t.co/0OuA2WDLhHOne more day http://t.co/ViGmvFkydC http://t.co/JPhex6p44XWorking on some new action cards for Exploding Kittens today. https://t.co/YMyRgvWahV http://t.co/laK0i2YKlo
2/18
2015
.@NInman112 hello brother of mine let's go get drunk and touch some farm animals #NickInman #loves #FarmAnimalsThank you @oatmeal for spending a couple of insane hours drawing comments in @gameofkittens @kickstarter campaign. Very much appreciated!
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@phre_4k yessir, use it however you want.@The_Farwall I should do a followup comic about your situation. Call it “Please email me I have no friends.”@Oatmeal my email is completely silent. It must be really hard to be popular. Poor you. Ffs.
Retweeted by Matthew InmanCOMIC: My email is a monster http://t.co/jFym7dE5hb http://t.co/PwtIY2Msvr@zoecello Exploding or non-exploding?52 hours remaining. http://t.co/ViGmvFkydC http://t.co/bLV7V8hWLURomance for Johannes Pohl #explodingkittens #backerparty http://t.co/yKbP3lfjWy
Retweeted by Matthew InmanCOMIC: How much do cats actually kill? http://t.co/jfMvtLHqNW http://t.co/Qqono2GhFkI'm drawing comments on Kickstarter today https://t.co/eFg0aXvj9j http://t.co/Pyz4ZPKnRJ
2/17
2015
@JadAbumrad haha..beat you to it (although a different comic)@JadAbumrad Relevant http://t.co/jfMvtLpPpmCOMIC: I wish my kitty were big enough to hug http://t.co/rR8h2x9vpy http://t.co/95E5zCg1EiSPOILER: We’re shipping a live Japanese Giant Hornet with each copy of Exploding Kittens! http://t.co/j5QCxFmXMf http://t.co/G7n668IEOtAlso, we created a Kickstarter-exclusive box that's only available for the next 3 days. https://t.co/axLTTyup1G http://t.co/T6yqBEM46bNow or never, kitties and gentlemen. http://t.co/ViGmvFkydC http://t.co/7V950XcPlQ
2/16
2015
@isaacinspace Fremont coffee company?How to cuddle like you mean it ♥️ http://t.co/qAiCfGRRh2 http://t.co/ucXgfS8z50Double tap http://t.co/Tx4Cww6vn3
2/14
2015
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