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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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More incredible life-changing jokes here: http://t.co/M0BrMibdDrHow does Hitler tie his shoes? WITH LITTLE NAZIS, OF COURSE
3/4
2015
Amusing juxtaposition of tweets. I am sure @Oatmeal regrets nothing. http://t.co/JBqWk9RyLl
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@wilw Don’t tell me that! I’m flying to LA on Wednesday and I was hoping for a break from the sneezing nightmare that is Seattle right nowI wish I could jerk off on plants and give them allergies.The current state of things where I live http://t.co/iVVGO6j7gF@Oatmeal You're an idiot.
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3/2
2015
@skilletstfood heck yes! I'm gonna go do shots of bacon jam in my underwear to celebrate
3/1
2015
.@neiltyson http://t.co/r68KafjPR6How Net Neutrality actually works http://t.co/QTyVavhnG3 http://t.co/7aPgR4fxIU
2/28
2015
Currently stocking up on girl scout cookies to sell on Silk Road during the off-season #businessThe dress http://t.co/hn0v3P8b9Q
2/27
2015
Hey @pebble, I have an idea for a Kickstarter campaign that I think could break every record, ever http://t.co/wgpIQV6ySL
2/24
2015
@Oatmeal I drew the current state of my @theblerch http://t.co/7xQjEdZncj
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2/22
2015
.@skilletstfood I took a stab at drawing your new #SkilletMug http://t.co/CKgOoJ0joy
2/21
2015
@amandapalmer Come hang out and I'll teach you how to play. I also have gummy bears and swords and frisbees if you're into those as wellPlease take note of the tacos in that last drawing.Someone asked me to draw Pyro from TF2 during our reddit AMA yesterday. http://t.co/2QCt5VeVWF
2/20
2015
And we're done. To everyone who backed the game: thank you. https://t.co/cQH2USkDya http://t.co/3CkLClISwlYou have 48 minutes left to back Exploding Kittens https://t.co/z8peBg2juuWHOA! @gameofkittens just became the most funded Games project of all time! https://t.co/GR14kkQhne http://t.co/71kYNfAghC
Retweeted by Matthew InmanJust hit #3! http://t.co/QYcKvFHk9XOur reddit AMA is live starting right about … now’ish. https://t.co/ntApDu6rjP http://t.co/zEgcj1IcQCOur reddit AMA starts today at 4:30pm PST. It'll be me, @elanlee, @shanejohnsmall, and (possibly) @MaxTemkin. http://t.co/Em7pHv5h8tWait, is it the year of the goat or year of the sheep? Also, why can’t Americans have animal-themed years? 2016 = year of the mantis shrimpHappy Chinese New Year. Coincidentally, it’s now the Year of the Goat. http://t.co/4IqO5COEekFinal update before the campaign closes in a few hours https://t.co/Qy7kmIeiLG http://t.co/zVXh38FoRfWe just made Kickstarter history. @gameofkittens is the first campaign to ever hit 200,000 backers! http://t.co/yw5uLXaYzQ@Mona This last push is to mitigate the 9 months worth of email we're going to get from people who want the game after the KS ends9 hours left: https://t.co/YMyRgvWahV http://t.co/f12j8eQPCo
2/19
2015
Will Exploding Kittens become the first project with 200K backers? Currently at 186K with 29 hours to go! https://t.co/GR14kkyFYE
Retweeted by Matthew InmanCOMIC: Cat VS Internet http://t.co/4ubxRotFmg http://t.co/QFs4mPp0D1A Mutant! #explodingkittens #backerparty http://t.co/ExZMz4q6L5
Retweeted by Matthew InmanDiscover a boob wizard living in your boobs. Part of the Exploding Kittens NSFW pack. @gameofkittens http://t.co/e9hhid63F4@bigbadbizzy Those cards are part of the NSFW pack, not the regular deck.AWAKEN THE NARNOPE @gameofkittens http://t.co/WrgjNu4SZwTHE POPE OF NOPE HAS SPOKEN @gameofkittens http://t.co/0OuA2WDLhHOne more day http://t.co/ViGmvFkydC http://t.co/JPhex6p44XWorking on some new action cards for Exploding Kittens today. https://t.co/YMyRgvWahV http://t.co/laK0i2YKlo
2/18
2015
.@NInman112 hello brother of mine let's go get drunk and touch some farm animals #NickInman #loves #FarmAnimalsThank you @oatmeal for spending a couple of insane hours drawing comments in @gameofkittens @kickstarter campaign. Very much appreciated!
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@phre_4k yessir, use it however you want.@The_Farwall I should do a followup comic about your situation. Call it “Please email me I have no friends.”@Oatmeal my email is completely silent. It must be really hard to be popular. Poor you. Ffs.
Retweeted by Matthew InmanCOMIC: My email is a monster http://t.co/jFym7dE5hb http://t.co/PwtIY2Msvr@zoecello Exploding or non-exploding?52 hours remaining. http://t.co/ViGmvFkydC http://t.co/bLV7V8hWLURomance for Johannes Pohl #explodingkittens #backerparty http://t.co/yKbP3lfjWy
Retweeted by Matthew InmanCOMIC: How much do cats actually kill? http://t.co/jfMvtLHqNW http://t.co/Qqono2GhFkI'm drawing comments on Kickstarter today https://t.co/eFg0aXvj9j http://t.co/Pyz4ZPKnRJ
2/17
2015
@JadAbumrad haha..beat you to it (although a different comic)@JadAbumrad Relevant http://t.co/jfMvtLpPpmCOMIC: I wish my kitty were big enough to hug http://t.co/rR8h2x9vpy http://t.co/95E5zCg1EiSPOILER: We’re shipping a live Japanese Giant Hornet with each copy of Exploding Kittens! http://t.co/j5QCxFmXMf http://t.co/G7n668IEOtAlso, we created a Kickstarter-exclusive box that's only available for the next 3 days. https://t.co/axLTTyup1G http://t.co/T6yqBEM46bNow or never, kitties and gentlemen. http://t.co/ViGmvFkydC http://t.co/7V950XcPlQ
2/16
2015
@isaacinspace Fremont coffee company?How to cuddle like you mean it ♥️ http://t.co/qAiCfGRRh2 http://t.co/ucXgfS8z50Double tap http://t.co/Tx4Cww6vn3I did not find true love today http://t.co/YU1NQawAvEThe worst thing about Valentine's Day http://t.co/8Wk0FtSzkM http://t.co/0AZqNKkWBH
2/14
2015
@akaBeakman A big part of the job requires attending local events. And I’m trying to limit the number of applicants.Hence, Seattle only.I’m hiring a part-time graphic designer / web person in the Seattle area http://t.co/thUI9zsOkiScary. http://t.co/gGwhOPCpNyI got a chance to play this game last week. Super fun, even though I was really bad at it https://t.co/G7xAEMlvE5 http://t.co/Uvb86rbMmO
2/10
2015
@Oatmeal disgusting and cruel all at the same time. I'm ashamed of you Inman.
Retweeted by Matthew InmanExploding Kittens update https://t.co/tuBg5uHCn5 http://t.co/IYuy11w3V4Sorry for the lack of new comics lately. I’ve been busy with Exploding Kittens stuff.The worst thing about #ValentinesDay http://t.co/8Wk0FtSzkM http://t.co/08kywQZQC3
2/9
2015
Exploding Kittens Song by Sarah Donner: http://t.co/XzwsL7J499 via @YouTube
Retweeted by Matthew InmanI love going through old notebooks and finding things I drew while I was drunk. http://t.co/6HKCg2DkTXMy sister has two cats and I often feel like they behave like certain celebs do at comic-con http://t.co/hYbYc39f2n
2/8
2015
Valentine's Day is coming. Learn some stuff about love. http://t.co/39chJkgUMw http://t.co/OhgXXqPZCFExploding kittens next stretch goals are based on achievements, mainly photos. You should check #Update9, it is ridiculously fun.
Retweeted by Matthew InmanFulfillment house returning my call from two weeks ago: “Are you still interested in that order for 500 units?” #ExplodingKittens
Retweeted by Matthew InmanCurrently on a cruise ship and I found this on one of the lower decks. Inspires a lot of confidence. #JCCC5 http://t.co/42yrEow5Gy@rice_patty thanks patty!
2/5
2015
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED. Update #9: https://t.co/cNgrsj80sR http://t.co/S0IgdDxBwZ
Retweeted by Matthew InmanHello @TheEllenShow I have some info 4 u http://t.co/CsTZZ03LQT"For me, the most fun in a card game is getting to ruin your friend's life in a small way" http://t.co/zEp2uA79lz http://t.co/z1pcfTQ6JC
2/3
2015
Boob wizards, back hair, and other pressing concerns. Your questions answered: https://t.co/A0NvI4tJzz http://t.co/5d2TsLz0U8
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1/31
2015
To all Seamonkeys embarking on #JCCC5: I have delegated leadership of the running group, "Wait Wait Don't Lap Me," to @oatmeal. Obey him.
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1/30
2015
Before the SkyBed pleasures you, you must first pleasure the SkyBed. http://t.co/RfXONIgLlTExploding Kittens is the most backed Kickstarter project ever http://t.co/sRQTP39Rtl http://t.co/sPZS79Jw3m
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1/28
2015
Happy first week on Kickstarter, @gameofkittens. THAT'LL DO, KITTEN. THAT'LL DO. http://t.co/RYsZ6Y0KCLToday http://t.co/wks0uAp8kj
1/27
2015
Headed to @cafemox tonight with @WhereTheHIsMatt and @danshapiro and we're gonna explode some kittens. http://t.co/w10iEslHOoThis is the only reason I have a Costco membership http://t.co/AuqZqfFTabHow to tell if you're about to make a really bad decision http://t.co/4f47cRvoSGThis one is for you, citizens of NYC http://t.co/rUnkQ9mDIzAlso, happy birthday to @elanlee, co-creator of Exploding Kittens. I hear he really loves bees. http://t.co/j2OyxwJy4UWe just hit 100,000 backers. https://t.co/ekf3GNq8WU http://t.co/2WZXgd8t7t
1/26
2015
My conception http://t.co/mgbRIwiY2oI think a lot of my younger readers haven't seen Aliens http://t.co/8yD1kHkganCOMIC: Look, I'm sorry I called you the B-word. http://t.co/msah4BZJ0A http://t.co/cWYJSO5jaJOne of my favorite quotes by Kurt Vonnegut, illustrated. http://t.co/njbbMoDoxO
1/25
2015
I was working on some NSFW cards for Exploding Kittens last night and I made an important discovery @gameofkittens http://t.co/eVe1T3Pw04Now, in one tweet: My @runnersworld profile of @Oatmeal, arguably, the most inspirational figure in running today. http://t.co/YzflJxRtAZ
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1/23
2015
THANK YOU. https://t.co/YMyRgwMXG7 http://t.co/tjvCHbGMMS@phil_torres They’re a silent guardian. Watchful protectors. http://t.co/3LMkyeurfX
1/22
2015
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